how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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mental kid

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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