How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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What's worse than failing your english test? Contracting HIV

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Why are people racist? Thats a good question

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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