Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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penis hehehehe

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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