what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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