What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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hey.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Womens Sports

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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