What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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Michael Brown

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penis that is all

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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You're*

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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