Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

whats white and sticky glue

What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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