What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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John Stamos.

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im black

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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Knock. Knock. Who's There? Its Jim, is Craig home? No he moved out sorry.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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Pickle

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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