What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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