The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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whats black and large -me

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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Your mom is so fat...

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A black guy gets a job...

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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Women's rights.

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Women's Rights.

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