A Serbian Film

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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Oh, right

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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