Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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god walks into a bar orders a beer and then remembers he's not real

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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Anti Joke

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