Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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How do you call a white guy surrounded by 9 black guys? Steve Nash.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

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