Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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what do you call your mom? mom

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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