A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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barack osama

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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A women president

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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