- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

what did the plane say to the trade center on 9/11 boom

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

Diana and victoria

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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