Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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This statement is false.

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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What's worse than this That :(

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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YOLO

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