call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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Anti Joke

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