Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Good job, son.

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You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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NASCAR

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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The economy.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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