A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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I can't think of a joke.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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woman's rights

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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