How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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An Asian man fails a math test

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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Anti Joke

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