Knock knock Shut up

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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