I had a submarine.... once

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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