What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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nba live 13

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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