What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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OGC - tilt your head

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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