A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

Women's Rights

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

A seal walks into a club.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

You and your parents are going to die today

who smells? •Liam

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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