- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

So a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. The bartender, realizing that cats cannot talk nor do they posses higher brain functions, realizes he must be dreaming.

a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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