Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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Anti Joke

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