- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? 10:58

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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