Whats funnier than 24.....25

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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