Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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