A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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You copy and paster!

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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