what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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irish wristwatch JLR

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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