Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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there's a irishman, australian and and englishman man on a plane. they are going to france

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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How are you? Yes

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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men's rights activists

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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