Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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What comes after "Q" R

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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Anti Joke

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