What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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how may i help you

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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My wife made me a sandwich

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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