why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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