Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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A local police officer pulls up to tell you something. Listen carefully: Three zebras have been spotted crossing the Mexican border. He goes into his truck, pulls out a can of marbles, peanut butter, seven velcro straps and a rhino horn covered in glitter. Your mission is simple: Kill the zebras using your equipment. You will be rewarded if you have enough peanut butter to make a sandwich after. Go now... Get it done.

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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