- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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