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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? So he can eat it.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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