Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

No soup for you!

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Make me famous

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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