What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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Q: What's black and doesn't work? A: My old, broken-down piano.

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Lets just say that we are beyond the stage where I am "just" trying, by the way, you might want to search that last comment for double negatives. Or you know NOT NOT. Do not take my word for it, but if I am not wrong, the bacteria (yogurt) leaves afterwards, so you are eating milk that has been eaten and then.. You know... A common "side effect" of hypnosis, is that when it is used, the one hypnotized (both in this case) end up feeling a "strange" case of closeness, stronger bonds, friendship etc, scientists wonder why... ITS LIKE DUH! WE BOTH REVEAL DEEP SECRETS TO EACH OTHER! THINGS WE DO NOT EVEN USUALLY TELL OURSELVES! Its a literal no brainer, scientits can go fuck themselves, because as far as I know, thats the only fuck they ever get.

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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