Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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