why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Religion

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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