- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What's 9 +10 19

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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