- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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