why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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AIDS.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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What happen? Idk...

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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