Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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courestaveesh garasow prau varadesh

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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A jew enters a mall.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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