Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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Tacos

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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