A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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