Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Women's rights.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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Women

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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