why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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destiny

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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Women's Rights..

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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