What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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What do people say? words.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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