Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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