How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

two fish are in a tank.

What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

Obamacare

Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

what is not funny? This joke.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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