Why didn't Jesus like pizza? Because he didn't exist.

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    People have their own beliefs, this is rude to some people

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    I have friends who are all atheist. I respect them because they respect my beliefs. Proof there's such thing as kind atheists out there. You however give all atheist bad names. Believe He's the son God or not is up to you, but fact is there was a man named Jesus who lived 2000 years ago.

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    you can joke about that to your insecure friends, but not online you dipshit

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    Actually Jesus did exist, maybe he was a savior, maybe he was just a good man. + I don't think pizza was invented at the time.

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