Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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British Dentistry

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