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Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Probably also quizzical in some sense, but there are several other adjectives that could describe tests as well.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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My Girlfriend

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing.

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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Poopsack Jones

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Politics

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Anti Joke

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