A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Rebecca Black

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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