Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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Nah, its fine, I just went to get a popsicle, and its square, so don't get any ideas. Honestly? When I first met "some jerk" calling himself Nero here, I began calling myself Nero, because I thought that the jerk that turned out to be you, Nero himself, sigh. was screwing over his own reputation. But now I realize that what makes you who you are, is that you say whats on your mind without going "oh no what will others think about me, what if this or that happens", you accept yourself for who you are, and if the rest do not, well screw them right? As you told me at first and proved to me during our conversations, you respect and value individuality and integrity. And well, you are a guy, you think like a guy (I honestly dont think we girls think that differently, we are simply socially indoctrinated or "engineered" in order to think that we do), I mean let me say something really honest here. Nero, I only dare say this once, so take me seriously I really want you to fuck me, and yeah, I may say that when we meet too, considering I have not even said it yet, just in my head... Anyway, its not something I am insecure about nor ever was and blahblahblah, the end, oh, and yeah, I really want and need a friend like you.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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world peace

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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