A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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How much is an abortion? A life

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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My sister has to take a dump

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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