What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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Homework.

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vitamin c

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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The WNBA.

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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The white guy did it!

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Women.

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Anti Joke

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