Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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Politics.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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