why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Rebecca Black

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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