Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Potassium? K.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Anti Joke

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