Allie said yesssssssss!

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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whats gay ? you

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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