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  • Oh, that's actually not so bad. About the scorpion, I mean.

  • i think that guy just made an anti joke out of an anti joke

  • trololol i trolloed you mum in bed :OOOOOOO

  • This actually happened to me. (The worm thing, not the scorpion although that's on my bucket list)

  • booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • To the guy that said his uncle was raped by a scorpion. does that mean your uncle was showing his anus to a scorpion?

  • I wonder if this happens to rapists in Hell. —Snyarhedir

  • That's so true

  • The bigger the scorpion the better..less poisonous

  • This is just a fact

  • Really bro, rape? c'mon man

  • this is not funny my uncle was raped by a giant scorpion and his butt hole was so expanded that all his organs fell out of his body not cool man not cool

  • This is actually a Jimmy Carr joke. You've just added 'giant scorpion' on the end to make it seem like you haven't just utterly ripped him off. But see, he's actually funny.

  • Does this joke make any sense?

  • hey ya people these jokes are funny

  • What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Death.

  • Wtf

  • Well, how about getting raped by a giant... lobster? (!)

  • thats. just. awesome.

  • rape period is horrible. scorpion or buffalo, it doesn't matter.

  • Finding half of the worm gone

  • rape isn't a joke, dickhead.

  • Why do I think, it is better getting raped by a giant scorpion?

  • I don't think scorpions can rape. They reproduce using spermatophores, a method sufficiently non-aggressive that they have to spend an hour dancing with each other in order to get it in.

  • Rape is not funny.

  • This would probably be a Fallout joke.

  • DUDE I know your uncle i was there during the WHOLE thing! oh man that scorpians D was huge (I was sooooo jealous of your uncle) he enjoyed it too. just the organ part at the end was gross but thats okay S.h.i.t happens. I've been looking for that scorpian ever since....I want by butthole to be super expanded cause black men arnt cutting it for me now a days there just not big enough for my hole.

  • hfhfhhf

  • Hi i like penis

  • Not if it a monster girl scorpion....

  • This is not an anti-joke, since the punchline is actually funny.

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