What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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    Oh, that's actually not so bad. About the scorpion, I mean.

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    i think that guy just made an anti joke out of an anti joke

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    Well, how about getting raped by a giant... lobster? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mPUVciF6TE (!)

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    To the guy that said his uncle was raped by a scorpion. does that mean your uncle was showing his anus to a scorpion?

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    rape period is horrible. scorpion or buffalo, it doesn't matter.

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    This is actually a Jimmy Carr joke. You've just added 'giant scorpion' on the end to make it seem like you haven't just utterly ripped him off. But see, he's actually funny.

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    Really bro, rape? c'mon man

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    This actually happened to me. (The worm thing, not the scorpion although that's on my bucket list)

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