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  • Oh, that's actually not so bad. About the scorpion, I mean.

  • i think that guy just made an anti joke out of an anti joke

  • trololol i trolloed you mum in bed :OOOOOOO

  • This actually happened to me. (The worm thing, not the scorpion although that's on my bucket list)

  • To the guy that said his uncle was raped by a scorpion. does that mean your uncle was showing his anus to a scorpion?

  • booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • The bigger the scorpion the better..less poisonous

  • I wonder if this happens to rapists in Hell. —Snyarhedir

  • Does this joke make any sense?

  • This is just a fact

  • Wtf

  • this is not funny my uncle was raped by a giant scorpion and his butt hole was so expanded that all his organs fell out of his body not cool man not cool

  • This is actually a Jimmy Carr joke. You've just added 'giant scorpion' on the end to make it seem like you haven't just utterly ripped him off. But see, he's actually funny.

  • Finding half of the worm gone

  • What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Death.

  • That's so true

  • Not if it a monster girl scorpion....

  • rape period is horrible. scorpion or buffalo, it doesn't matter.

  • Really bro, rape? c'mon man

  • Why do I think, it is better getting raped by a giant scorpion?

  • Hi i like penis

  • hey ya people these jokes are funny

  • hfhfhhf

  • Rape is not funny.

  • I don't think scorpions can rape. They reproduce using spermatophores, a method sufficiently non-aggressive that they have to spend an hour dancing with each other in order to get it in.

  • rape isn't a joke, dickhead.

  • Well, how about getting raped by a giant... lobster? (!)

  • thats. just. awesome.

  • DUDE I know your uncle i was there during the WHOLE thing! oh man that scorpians D was huge (I was sooooo jealous of your uncle) he enjoyed it too. just the organ part at the end was gross but thats okay S.h.i.t happens. I've been looking for that scorpian ever since....I want by butthole to be super expanded cause black men arnt cutting it for me now a days there just not big enough for my hole.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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