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  • Oh, that's actually not so bad. About the scorpion, I mean.

  • i think that guy just made an anti joke out of an anti joke

  • Well, how about getting raped by a giant... lobster? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mPUVciF6TE (!)

  • Really bro, rape? c'mon man

  • To the guy that said his uncle was raped by a scorpion. does that mean your uncle was showing his anus to a scorpion?

  • rape period is horrible. scorpion or buffalo, it doesn't matter.

  • This is actually a Jimmy Carr joke. You've just added 'giant scorpion' on the end to make it seem like you haven't just utterly ripped him off. But see, he's actually funny.

  • This actually happened to me. (The worm thing, not the scorpion although that's on my bucket list)

  • hfhfhhf

  • Wtf

  • I wonder if this happens to rapists in Hell. —Snyarhedir

  • Finding half of the worm gone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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