How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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