Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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Why can't Tom go horse back riding? He is paralized from the neck down

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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