why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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