Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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The WNBA.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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I can't think of a joke.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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