What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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womens sports...

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Obviously way more than is considered acceptable or safe, considering his recent public outbursts and problems with addiction.

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My nipple is bleeding

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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Its a long story, I got two balance nerves, I technically got four ear drums (relax you cant see it nor anything,neither can doctors without weird unpleasant stuff), I got about twice the number of synapses as regular people, and well, that makes me pretty damn good at some things, and a total retard at others.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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hi. thats what she said.

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Wright flyer

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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