that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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The geese of Growmore

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Women's Rights

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Probably not too much considering the socio-economic climate present in the majority of African American communities in our country.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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