ruddell and dodds anal

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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I was diagnosed with Clinical Depression the other day.... It made me sad.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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David Cameron

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping out of a plane? A world record sky diving group, and an improbably large aircraft.

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