What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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Rick santorum

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Why did silly Miss Sally put her baby in the dishwasher? Because she was suffering from advanced stages of Schizophrenia. She thought that her baby was a dish. Her mother, Carol watched in horror as her granddaughter was placed inside. A tear dribbled from her eye. Things had been bad, but because Sally was her daughter, she had been tolerant. Carol sobbed as the baby screamed in terror, unable to escape. Finally, Carol, tears in her eyes, called Child Protective Services on her own daughter, something she didn't want to do. When CPS representatives finally came, they were horrified at the sight of a screaming baby covered in suds with burnt skin that had been scorched by hot jets. Sally's baby, Alex was taken from her and put into foster care.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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