Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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