Oh my God! A talking dog!

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Racial Equality

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Bin Laden is dead.

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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cancer

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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