- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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