- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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