What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? What’s the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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