A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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19th amendment

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Today is March 22.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Time to get a watch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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