Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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