- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

balls in ya mouf

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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