A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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Miley Cyrus.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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An antijoke

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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A person from Singapore eats

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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