Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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I tell an anti joke!.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, it's really nice.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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