How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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Alt F4

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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