It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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test

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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