Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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Yo mama so fat.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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