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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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