Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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knock knock who's there police

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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whats better than sex? cookies

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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