Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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