What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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test test

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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your going to die

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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