What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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Amazing

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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A man walks into a party, walks over to the snack stand, and is surprised to find that there is no punch line.

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PSN IS UP

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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Terraria

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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i have a christmas tree.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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