What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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A bear woke up from his annual hibernation to find that his stomach is growling. "I sure am hungry." the sleepy bear said. So he found some berries, but spit them out. "These berries are far too bitter." the playful bear said. He then found some honey, however was soon bombarded with a swarm of bees. "That honey is good, but not that good." the jolly bear said. He then stumbled upon a cabin. "I wonder if there is any food in here..." the curteous bear wondered. The events that followed are now reffered to by the locals as the May 20th Massacre. While no witnesses survived, the police reports depict that the Martinez family, a young family of 7 enjoying their memorial day weekend in their New Hampshire cabin, was brutally slain by a blood-thirsty animal who tracked each of them throughout the house in a period of approximately 45 minutes.

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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