A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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do you want to hear a joke?

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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Happy Monday!

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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