You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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