What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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Your Mom The End.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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I would rape her

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minorities.....

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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