THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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George Bush.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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