Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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?J?o?k?e?

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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What flys? A fly

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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