What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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where are you?

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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