- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

The Pope

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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