A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

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so an american, a Hispanic, and a Indian walk into a bar in Washington D.C, and the bartender says to the american "I'm sorry, but u have to leave.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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Benevolent villain.

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Mexicans working in an office

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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