- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

Whats9+10 19

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Heskey time.

A black guy walks into a basketball court.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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