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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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No.

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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you just read an anti-joke

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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