Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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here kitty kitty

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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A walrus walks into a bar

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Laura Pratz..

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Anti Joke

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