whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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Romney 2012

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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poop

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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