Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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*prepares this to get negged*

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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