Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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Q: What has two wheels and is not funny? A:Ryan Vallee on a segway -Ryan V

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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A guy trips a blind man.

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