How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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What's the differrence between a park bench and a black person... A park bench can support a family

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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