Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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what do you call a black man with no arms or legs sitting on a porch? "sir" His life is hard enough with out being subject to social rudeness

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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