why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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