What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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fart

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Justin Bieber

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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