how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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Time flies like a banana.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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Womens rights

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