- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

sucks Syntax...

Do you want icecream, Björn?

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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