A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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