What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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whos district champs not JM

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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