A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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The Labour Party.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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