matt shut up

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gays

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Your mama's so fat.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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