- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did The Boy With No Arms Or Legs Get For Christmas? Cancer.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Knock knock What?

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

Mmmmmmmmbutch

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Erectile Dysfunction.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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