Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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