why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

what do gay people eat?? food

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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