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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

I am a women

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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