Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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regoereiorgiorehgijreirehrfjirgjirejgruirehgrghehiiehaoiwpo;lkswpokewqoifgoieqjgiubtfoewfiir K.O

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

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Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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I like the color potato.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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