In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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The joke below me is retarded

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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anal seepage

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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