you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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30cm = 0,3meters

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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Daym im romantic

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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