Dance is a sport

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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How are cars made? By magic.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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