- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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