Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory? Repeated absences and stealing.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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What begins with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Your neighbor

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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