Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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Hey Caleb.

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