How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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Hillary Clinton

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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69

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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