- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

Horse.

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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