black people. that is all...

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Diana and victoria

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What's a joke? Funny

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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Whats the difference between an American and a Frenchman? The language they speak.

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Grapefruit.

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What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

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This is not an anti joke.

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