A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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How high is a Chinaman

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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UP

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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You copy and paster!

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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SHUT UP JP

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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