What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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outside your comfort zone

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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just in time?

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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