Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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