- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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