- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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