Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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Bad grammers.

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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anne hatthaway

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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Why did the book disappear?

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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U mad?

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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