A blonde walks into a hairdressers salon. She gets her hair cut.

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Why are Asians bad drivers? There Not. Have you ever seen Tokyo Drift?

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An englishman, Irishman and scottishman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Irishman and englishman both jump off the cliff. The scottishman says "oh,shit".

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Q: What do you call a successful black person? A: A fictional character.

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How do you kill a blonde? Irreversibly damage her vital organs to the point where she loses consciousness and will never wake again.

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig? A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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How did the pig solve the Arab-Israeli Conflict? It didn't. It further exacerbated the problem. The Arab-Israeli Conflict is a multifaceted geopolitical quagmire based on long-simmering religious, ethnic and territorial tensions. A pig is too stupid to understand the root causes of the problem, let alone provide a viable solution. In retrospect, it seems ridiculous to have entrusted a pig with such an important diplomatic mission.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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If you riding a jet-ski amd the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Blue Ice Cream

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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