What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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Hey, Max!!

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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%3c%2fa%3e%3c%2fh3%3e alert("The Game."); %3cScR%69pt%2ffoo%3eev%61l%28%27ale%27+%27ert%28%29%27%29;

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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