why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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