why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

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