Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

thumb_up thumb_down -9

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

thumb_up thumb_down -7

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

thumb_up thumb_down +15

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Your mamas so fat, that any level of physical exercise is strenuous, but also mentally challenging, as she feels that there is a negative astigmatism attached to sweaty, red-faced overweight individuals trying to burn those pounds. This in turn makes her ashamed of the gastronomically decadent life she once lived, and so she doesn't have the confidence to try and reverse the damage she did during those insecure teenage years, instead comforting herself with the sugary, fatty bane of her life. She therefore lives in a vicious circle, angry at herself and the society that won't accept her. But remaining incredibly, repulsively fat.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures.

thumb_up thumb_down +623

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know where i was going with this one.... Refrigerator

thumb_up thumb_down +307

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. Unfortunately, the bar was closed due to the poor economy. Luckily there was an Applebee's across the street and they were able to save money with half-priced appetizers.

thumb_up thumb_down +599

What do a bucket and a women have in common? Before 1928 neither had the right to vote. The bucket still can't.

thumb_up thumb_down +828

Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

thumb_up thumb_down +187

Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza does'nt scream in the oven

thumb_up thumb_down -251

What do you call 2 Mexicans playing baseball? It depends on what the name of each individual is.

thumb_up thumb_down +584

Why did the man stop suddenly in the street? His unhealthy diet, alcoholism and smoking habit caused him to have a heart attack at the age of 56. He died because of it.

thumb_up thumb_down +371

Q: What's the difference between a mountain goat and a pitching wedge? A: A lot.

thumb_up thumb_down +759

What's the biggest Jewish holiday? The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -345

whats 2+2? 1

thumb_up thumb_down -470

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops