Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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Penis

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

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There are 500 bricks on an airplane. If you drop one out, how many are left? 499. There are three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator. What are they? Open the fridge, put the elephant in, close the fridge. There are four steps to putting a deer in the fridge. What are they? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the deer in, close the fridge. The Lion King is having a birthday party. All the animals are there but one. Why is that? The deer is in the fridge. A woman wants to cross an alligator infested swamp. How does she do it? She crosses normally because the alligators are at the Lion King's party. She dies anyways. Why? She gets hit in the head with a brick.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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