Satan called. I put him on hold.

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Not a joke.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Ju... Just why?

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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A seal walks into a club.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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