Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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