Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Sorry boss

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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