why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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