Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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What happened to the Atheist when he died? No one knows because there's no proof God does or does not exist and the only way to find out is to die.

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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