A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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Knock knock --Come in.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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