Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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what's black and can't swim?

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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scientology.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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How many Jews did Hitler kill during the Holocaust? Too many.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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TELL

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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bite me

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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Anti Joke

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