How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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A black succeeds

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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