What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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Women's Rights.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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