If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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No, Trinidad.

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You see how lame this is?

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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