What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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There was a man from Dundee. who's limericks always ended on line three. I don't know why.

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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I drive a 'rarri

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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