Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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