Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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