What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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Roses are red.

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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DANA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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