Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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Women's rights

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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