Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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What do u call 4 black men in a car? A: carpooling

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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You.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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