Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and have a wonderful time at what many people believe to be the most magical place on Earth.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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