Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Black people

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Are you a tree? No.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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