What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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The 19th Amendment

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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