- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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A black man walks into a bar, and asks the barman for a pint of lager. The barman refuses to serve him because of his race. This causes the black man and any others in the establishment to leave, considering this appalling behaviour.

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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