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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What's 9 plus 10? 19

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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