- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Left. That one direction...

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

An englishman, Irishman and scottishman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Irishman and englishman both jump off the cliff. The scottishman says "oh,shit".

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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