Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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Duck A lays an egg which rolls into Duck B's nest. To whom does the egg technically belong to? Neither, ducks do not have the legal right of ownership.

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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