What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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