What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was disturbed by two black men raping a young girl with leukemia.

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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You're so straight!

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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