Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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Poop.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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religion

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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