what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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What's funnier than 68 69

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Anti-joke.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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