A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? ni**er

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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