Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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