What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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