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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Your mother is a man.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Why did the man stop suddenly in the street? His unhealthy diet, alcoholism and smoking habit caused him to have a heart attack at the age of 56. He died because of it.

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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