You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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<=3 penis

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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The global news

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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