Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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no

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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Please don't rape me.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Miscarriages.

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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