Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Asians.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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