So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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what do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? An horse

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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Q: What's black and doesn't work? A: My old, broken-down piano.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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What's the difference between a mexican and a bench A bench can support a family

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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hey hey apple

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Anti Joke

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