why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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Tunechi

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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12 in general

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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