What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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