what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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