Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Why'd the bird in Ohio fall out of its nest? There was a squirrel that was eaten by a large eagle. The eagle then flew to Ohio and died. Then, a large dog grabbed the Eagles corpse and brought it to his owner. The owner then decided to have it for dinner. Inside the eagle, he found the squirrels bones. He put the bones in a catapult, and sent them flying. The bones hit a car and the car slipped off the road and into a river. Then, a whale put the car on its back and swam to the shore. At the shore, the whale got stranded and sadly died. Crabs surrounded the whale and ate it. One crab then ran away and up a tree. It found a stapler and a rubber dinosaur mask and gave it to a chipmunk. The chipmunk climbed up the tree, stapled nuts into the birds eyes and stapled the rubber dinosaur mask to its face, the bird got scared, and then all of the sudden the chipmunk stapled itself to the birds back. The birds family then came and shoved the two out of the tree because they hated chipmunks, and their son Timmy the bird was a disappointment. The bird and the chipmunk fell and died. That is why the bird fell.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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lol

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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Penis.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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