row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Tucker Rivera

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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I can Nazi

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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