HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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