Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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A mosquito flies into a bar and orders a bloody mary, the bartender then takes out a swatter and kills the pest. Noticing the event, the patrons cheer and continued drinking their frothy beverage. Minutes later, the phone rings and the bartender answers the phone. "Hello?" "Hi, I'm looking for a friend of mine, is he there?" "Let me check, by the way, what's his name?" "Jack Hoff" "One sec. HEY FELLAS(yelling over the noisy bar), IS THERE A JACK HOFF HERE? I NEED A JACK HOFF! ANYONE?" Mr. Hoff, sitting at the bar hears this and asks, "who is it?" "He said he's a friend of yours!" "Which one?" " He said his name's Dick Stroker and he needs help on something hardhe'll meet you around back." "Oh ok, thanks."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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