Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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Balls

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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woman's rights

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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