What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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