7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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A man was shot. He died.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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