Tommy got neutered.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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Penis.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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