Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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