Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Tough crowd tonight...

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