What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Who is John Galt?

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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