Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Women's Rights.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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