What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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DERP

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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