- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

A man buys a prius

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Do you like apples? Yes

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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